1. Grade 6 boys scream like little girls. “Justin Beiber just asked me to the prom!” kind of little girl screams. They scream for no apparent reason other than they can.
  2. This notion of “because I can” is the overriding motive for many inexplicable actions.
  3. As they try to define themselves as men, many of the boys rely on Jersey Shore as their template. Just stop and let that sink in.
  4. Adherents of the Pareto principle, 11 year olds represent 20% of the total buying market for Axe but are responsible for 80% of the actual gallons used. The cabin is eye watering. It’s like a huge douche bomb went off.
  5. Unfettered by the rules of home, grade 6 boys will carry on like amphetamine jacked monkeys with Tourettes until 3am driving you you lose your collective shit. This may or may not involve the use of frowned upon words that will warrant a mini inquisition the next morning.
  6. Several of these knuckle dragging, mouth-breathing, paste eating morons will eventually want to date my daughter.